The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 57

Welcome, celebrity gossip fans, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a Friday tradition, now in its 57th week. How does one take part in the Caption Contest?

• Think of your best caption for the celebrity picture below.
• Click “comments,” and fill out the quick form. That’s it.

This week’s pic: Twilight star Robert Pattinson leans in for a bite of Tyra Banks, the former supermodel and current annoying talk show and reality TV host …

Tobey Maguire and Jennifer Meyer: Expecting Again!

Tobey Maguire and his wife Jennifer Meyer-Maguire, a jewelry designer, are expecting their second child, their rep Kelly Bush confirmed to In Touch Weekly.

Tobey, 33, and Jennifer Meyer, 31, are already proud parents of two-year-old Ruby Sweetheart Maguire. The new bundle of joy has a due date of Spring 2009.

GROWING THE FAMILY: Tobey Maguire will forever be known as Spider-Man to fans. But to little Ruby Sweetheart and his second, unborn child, he’ll just be dad.

According to a friend of the couple, who wed in September 2007, “they are ecstatic.”

So are we, because they seem pretty normal and probably won’t pick a stupid-ass name like Bronx Mowgli for Ruby’s little brother / sister. Congrats, kids!

Celebrity Photos: November 15-21 Gallery Update

Welcome to The Hollywood Gossip. We’ve added 85 new celebrity photos to our gallery in the past week, and invite you to click on some of the highlights below to enlarge the pictures in all their glory. Then follow the jump for loads more!

Aunt Jessica Simpson ‘Over the Moon’
Ashlee’s big sister calls baby Bronx “beyond precious” and the grandparents say they feel “truly blessed”

Sarah Palin Gobbles Up Thanksgiving Publicity

Ah, politics.

Just when you think everything’s going according to plan, you find the script has been completely thrown out after one of the players has “gone rogue.”

So Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin (remember her?) learned at an event in which she “pardoned” a local turkey, as politicians sometimes do this time of year.

Unbeknownst to the former Republican Vice Presidential candidate, while she was soaking up the publicity, talking family and energy policy, some birds were being prepped for Thanksgiving dinners by a farmer directly behind her.

Yeah. So who’s the biggest turkey in this clip? It’s a toss-up:

A Sarah Palin Thanksgiving